Thursday, August 09, 2007

Ever Wonder?????

Why you don't see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why the time of day with the slowest traffic is called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? (care to explain this one--I don't get it.)

Why are they called apartments when they are stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

**found on another blog---no, I didn't think these up on my own--do you think I have NOTHING to do???? haha!

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